The old saying "no news is good news" doesn't apply to your sex life, so uncover your real lover rating by taking this test.




By Tracey Cox

  1. Your partner's going through a rough time and isn't interested in sex. You:
    • Masturbate until he gets over it.
    • Masturbate, but also give him lots of nonsexual massages and TLC. (Who knows? You might get lucky!)
    • Don't even notice.
    • Think it's fine, as long as you're not responsible for jump-starting things again.
  1. The wildest thing you've ever done was:
    • Making love more than six times in one weekend.
    • Being spanked or spanking your lover.
    • Indulging in some kind of anal play.
    • Having sex outdoors.

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